Why can't I talk to her? They tell me she's not around Tried a message to her They tell me she's not in town She would not check out this way Oh, it's been seven lonely days This morning I jumped straight up And called Missing Persons Bureau I lost my love Missing Persons Bureau I lost my love Rumours going round this town She's out running round Been seen with my very best friend I can't believe it's him I think she's been kidnapped and held back By some crazy maniac This morning I jumped straight up And called Missing Persons Bureau I lost my love Missing Persons Bureau I lost my love