(Ivan Drever) Written for and about some of the people who have pa**ed through (and in some cases Still reside) at number fifteen, a secret location somewhere in Inverness. Beware you may End up there! Let me take you up these stairs Let me introduce you to another world Let me lead you through these doors Let me tell you of the stories that they keep Chorus: For the crazy, it's a magnet From a distance, you can sense it Won't you come on in and view it from this side Me and Davie, we're not crazy Was a man here, he was lazy Come and view the scene from across the great divide Let me show you where to come It's an open house where no one has to leave Where united nations talk All the many languages they speak Chorus We can show you how to dance We can teach you rhythms right down to your feet No you won't believe your eyes When I show you all the secrets that it keeps Chorus There is none of us that's mad It just seems that way when you open up the door Well it would never make you sad Cause the people who pa** through come back for more