She wants all the toys in the big wide world The power and the glory She's a growing girl She can't swim but she'll hold you down Stand on your head So she won't drown It's just me, me, me, all the time You're a stepladder and she has to climb Now She wants it now It's been like this as long as you can remember She's your good friend till she finds something better With the latest car or the latest gear Someone who'll tell her what she wants to hear It's just me, me, me, all the time She's got to get to the front of the line Now She wants it now Give it to me NOW You do the work She takes the credit The golden rule She's never read it It's a competition What can you do When your head's that big there's no room for two Now She wants it now