William Finn - Four Jews in a Room b**hing (March of the Falsettos) lyrics

[MEN] Four Jews in a room b**hing Four Jews in a room plot a crime. I'm b**hing. He's b**hing. They're b**hing. We're b**hing. b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h All the time. [MENDEL] Whadda they do for love? Whadda they do for love? [MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON] Four Jews in a room b**hing [MENDEL] Whadda they do for love? [MEN] Four Jews in a room stop... [MENDEL] They stoop... [MEN] To pray. [JASON] I'm Jewish. [MARVIN] I'm Jewish. [MENDEL] I'm Jewish. [WHIZZER] Half Jewish. [MEN] b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h Night and day. It maybe seems a bit peculiar: We are psychopathic people. We sometimes tell a lie But mostly we just hide behind the door. We lie in wait for someone good to enter. We offer food and drinks. The lady never thinks that we're the mad We're often mad Too often mad We're very mad That we're the mad experimenter. Call us Four Jews itching for answers. Four Jews b**hing their whole life long. [WHIZZER] I'm Whizzer. [JASON] I'm Jason. [MENDEL] I'm Mendel. [MARVIN] I'm Marvin. [MEN] b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h Right or wrong. [JASON] In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone And say their sons are all on fire [MARVIN] We are manipulating people and we need to know Our worst sides aren't ignored. [MENDEL] The guilt invested will, in time, pay wisely. [WHIZZER & JASON] We do not tippy toe. [WHIZZER] We charge ahead to show... [MENDEL] We're good in bed. [WHIZZER] Excel in bed. [MARVIN] We smell in bed. [JASON] Where is the bed? [MENDEL] I love the bed. [JASON] Who has the bed? [WHIZZER] I want the bed. [JASON] Who stole the bed? [MARVIN] Who stole the bed? [WHIZZER] I lost it twice. [MENDEL] The bed is mine. [JASON] The bed is nice. [MEN] The bed is Four Jews in a room b**hing. Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men. I'm neurotic, he's neurotic, They're neurotic, we're neurotic. b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny [MARVIN] I'm nauseous [WHIZZER] I'm nauseous [JASON] I'm simple. [MENDEL] I'm Jewish. [MEN] b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny [JASON] Four Jews in a room b**hing [MARVIN] He's Jewish, I'm Jewish, they're Jewish, we're Jewish [MENDEL] b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny [WHIZZER] I"m neurotic, he's neurotic, they're neurotic, we're neurotic [MEN] Four Jews in a room b**hing b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h Now and then. Can't lose. Loose screws. Four Jews.