William Finn - Something Bad is Happening lyrics

CHARLOTTE People might think I'm very dykish I make a big stink when I must, but goddamn I'm just professional, never too nonchalant If I'm a b**h, well, I am what I am! Just call me 'Doc', don't call me 'lady' I don't like to talk when I'm losing the game Bachelors arrive sick and frightened They leave weeks later unenlightened We see a trend, but the trend has no name Something bad is happening Something very bad is happening Something stinks, something immoral Something so bad that words have lost their meaning! Rumors fly and tales abound Stories echo underground! Something bad Is spreading, spreading, spreading 'Round! CORDELIA Tell me how it tastes! Tell me if it's good! Tell me, dear, if you'd like seconds- CHARLOTTE Stop! CORDELIA Go ahead and wound my pride CHARLOTTE Just stop CORDELIA You're feeling very sick inside, well, okay So you had a bad day I don't know what to say Look what's become of my doctor She's my doctor And I love her! She's got pa**ion! She's intelligent and, Jesus Christ A doctor! Very wealthy And I love her! Doctor of internal medicine! I'm heartsick you're unhappy CHARLOTTE Life is crappy CORDELIA And you always see The gla** half full I'm nervous CHARLOTTE This is f**ing ridiculous! CORDELIA She's my doctor and I love her! She's got heart! CHARLOTTE My spirits sag when I see the magazine Men dressed in drag, next to their moms Fashion and pa**ion and filler But not a word about the k**er I like the ballgowns, but Jesus Christ! CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA Something bad is happening! CHARLOTTE Something very bad is happening! Something stinks, something immoral! Something so bad that words have lost their meaning! Rumors fly and tales abound Stories echo underground! Something bad is CORDELIA (overlapp) Wish she got her say She'd make the problem go away Show me… What can it be? CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA Spreading, spreading, spreading 'Round! CHARLOTTE Look, the virus has been found! Stories echo underground! Something bad is CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA Spreading, spreading, spreading 'Round!