William Finn - Be Polite to Everyone lyrics

[MR. BUNGEE] Be polite to everybody Everybody except all your nearest and your dearest They love too much and earn your spite So never be polite [MIMI] Okay, you want me to go? I'll go [GORDON] Oh, great [MR. BUNGEE] But be polite to the mailman Be polite to the bulldog down the street Be polite to the man who sells shoes when he measures your feet Be polite always [GORDON] You know, nobody invited you here! [MIMI] What? [MR. BUNGEE] To athletes in hallways [GORDON] Sorry, mom, I didn't mean you [MR. BUNGEE] Always be polite [MIMI] You're rude sometimes [MR. BUNGEE] Be polite. Aha! [MIMI] You're rude to me [MR. BUNGEE] Be polite [RHODA] And you're rude to Roger, too [MR. BUNGEE] Be polite [GORDON] Where is Roger? [RHODA] He's gonna get here as soon as he can