(crumped on her desk) Dear Bill: I've made a Couple of sandwiches for you. In the ice-box you'll find Blue-berries--a cup of grapefruit A gla** of cold coffee. On the stove is the tea-pot With enough tea leaves For you to make tea if you Prefer--Just light the gas-- Boil the water and put it in the tea Plenty of bread in the bread-box And bu*ter and eggs-- I didn't know just what to Make for you. Several people Called up about office hours-- See you later. Love. Floss. Please switch off the telephone.