Will Smith - Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble lyrics
Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh princelisten homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away Just last week when i was walking down the street I observed this lovely lady that i wanted to meet I walked up to her i said hello She said you're kind of cute i said yes i know But by the way sweetheart what's your name She said my friends like to call me exotic elaine I said my name is the prince and she said why I said well i don't know i'm just a hell of a guy But enough about me yo let's talk about you And all the wonderful things that you and i can do I popped some cash and in a little bit of time I showed some cash and the girl was mine I took her over town i wined her and dined her She ask me did i like her i said well kinda All of a sudden she jumped out her seat Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging So i shoved her away i said you better stop buggin She got mad looked me dead in my face Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape I got scared when she started to yell So i handed her my wallet and ran like hell I was duckin through alleys right and left But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to d**h I was arrested charged with agrivated a**ault (yo clancy we got him) But it wasn't my fault Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away I was in a bar one friday night Cooling watching a mike tyson fight I was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequilla When this girl walked up she said hi my name is sheila I responded by saying hello She paid for my drink and then said let's go 20 minutes later things were starting to cook As we pulled up into her house i said i'm with you toots The music was soft and there was wine in the gla**es She started winking and making little pa**es At me she pat me close that's when she got bold She started feeling up my back i said oh your hands are cold We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring I carresed her body and i kissed her cheek And that's when i observed those satin bed sheets I felt that it was time for me to make my move I thought i better hurry up before i busted a groove I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin And said boy i'm a tear your bu*t limb from limb I was scared as hell where i was supposed to go I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window Just my luck we were in a snow storm And all i had was my underwear on to keep my warm And to top the night off i had to break in my place Because my keys were on pants back on sheila's book case I was done sneezing and coughing I hope this doesn't happen to often But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point Prince: i don't know i don't think they really do Jazzy: i think you should give 'em another example Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here I got a ring on my phone may 5th last year It was my girlfriend betty i said hello dear I was just about to call you i got a couple tickets to the run dmc concert (i'm wit it) It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready (yeah) Aight fine see you then betty I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ???? Got to betty's at eight i was ready to jet Until betty's mon said betty's not ready yet I sat there for at least an hour It was ten after nine before she got in the shower 9:35 she comes downstairs And said i need a little longer to finish my hair At ten o'clock we had then missed the show She comes downstairs and says let's go Go where go to sleep i'm gone I was steamin like a demon as i drove home But it just goes to show Not trying to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away Jazzy: Man first your parents just don't understand Then you having these crazy nightmares Prince: I know why me man why me Jazzy: what's next Prince: now these girls man you know how it is Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em