Will Smith - Captain Hiller Dragging an Alien Through the Desert lyrics

Captain Steven Hiller: [talking to the unconscious alien he's dragging] Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy a** through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... [yells] Captain Steven Hiller: and what the hell is that smell? [starts kicking the alien, yelling] Captain Steven Hiller: I could've been at a barbecue! [kicks the alien one last time and calms down] Captain Steven Hiller: But I ain't mad.