I'll tell you a story if you listen to me About a wild eyed cat of society He hasn't been around for too long And the old folks call him Krazy Kong Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong He gets up early and stays out late The chicks in town think he's really great All the fellas try to keep him away But when the lights go down he'll start to play WATCH IT Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong On Friday night into a dance hall he'll slide With a big cigar and a harem by his side The floor will be cleared and everyone will sit down Just to watch him breezin' around Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy Kong Kra-zy Kong, Kra-zy