Hey, wake up, your eyes weren't open wide For the last couple of miles you've been swerving from side to side You're gonna make me spill my beer, If you don't learn how to steer Pa**enger side, pa**enger side, I don't like riding on the pa**enger side Roll another number for the road You're the only sober person I know Won't you let me make you a deal, Just get behind the wheel Pa**enger side, pa**enger side, I don't like riding on the pa**enger side Should've been the driver, could've been the one I should've been your lover, but I hadn't seen... Can you take me to the store, then the bank? I've got five dollars we can put in the tank I've got a court date coming this June I'll be driving soon Pa**enger side, pa**enger side, I don't like riding on the pa**enger side I don't like riding on the pa**enger side