Wilbur Soot - From God’s Perspective lyrics

[Verse 1] The books you think I wrote are way too thick Who needs a thousand metaphors to realize you shouldn’t be a dick? And I don’t watch you when you sleep Surprisingly I don’t use my omnipotence to be a fu*king creep [Chorus] You’re not going to heaven Why the fu*k would you think I’d ever kick it with you? None of you are going to heaven There’s a trillion aliens cooler than you [Post-Chorus 1] You shouldn’t abstain from rape just ’cause you think that I want you to You shouldn’t rape ’cause rape is a fu*ked up thing to do (Didn’t think I had to write that one down for you guys.) [Verse 2] I don’t think masturbation is obscene It’s absolutely natural and the weirdest fu*king thing I’ve evеr seen You make my job a living hell I sent gays to fix ovеrpopulation And didn’t that go well [Chorus] You’re not going to heaven [Spoken] Oh why-fu*k [Chorus Cont.] None of you are going to heaven You’re not my children You’re a bad game of Sims [Post-Chorus 2] You shouldn’t abstain from pork just ’cause you think that I want you to You can eat pork cause why the fu*k would I give a sh*t? (I created the universe, think I’d draw the line at the fu*kin’ deli aisle?) [Verse 3] You argue and you bicker and you fight Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night Over what they think is true But no one entertains the possibility that God doesn’t believe in you You pray so badly for heaven Knowing that one day may be the day that you die But maybe life on earth could be heaven Doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try? [Outro] I’m not gonna give you love ’cause I know that I want you to If you want love then the love has gotta come from you