(Verse) Landladies are real strange people Gotta watch what they do Rent places for real fat prices Then outta the blue Raise hell outta noise and suchlike And my boogie kazoo (Chorus) Send her a valentine (Verse) She goes for her walks on Wednesdays On a Saturday night Straight down to the local graveyard By the moony moonlight She likes to read all the tombstones Read between the lines sponsored links Makes meanings that spell her stories Then makes them alright (Chorus) Send her a valentine She keeps her monkeys in a budgie's case I have heard them cry 'Save our souls cause we don't wanna die so young'