Whole Wheat Bread - Bust a Move lyrics

[Verse 1] This here's a jam for all the fellas Tryin' to do what those ladies tell em Get shot down cause ya over-zealous Play hard to get females get jealous Okay smarty, go to a party Girls are scantily clad and showin' body A chick walks by you wish you could s** her But you're standing on the wall like it was Poindexter Next day's function, high cla** luncheon Food is served and you're stone-cold munchin' Music comes on people start to dance But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants A girl starts walking, guys start gawking Sits down next to you and starts talking Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove So come on fat a** and just bust a move Just bust a move [Verse 2] You're on a mission and your wishin' Someone could cure your lonely condition Lookin' for love in all the wrong places No fly girls just ugly faces From frustration, first inclination Is to become a monk and leave the situation But every dark tunnel has a light of hope So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope New movie's showin', so you're goin' Could care less about the nine you're blowin' Theater gets dark just to start the show Then ya spot a fine woman sittin' in your row She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello Come sit next to me you fly fellow" You run over there without a second to lose You do want it too? Hey, bust a move [Hook] You want it, you got it You want it, baby you got it (Just bust a move) You want it, you got it You want it, baby you got it Yeah [Verse 3] In the city, ladies look pretty Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says, "No way" Girls are fakin', goodness sakin' They want a man who brings home the bacon You got no money, you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are Some girls are sadistic, materialistic Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic They're lyin' on the beach perpetrating a tan So that a brother with money can be their man So on the beach you're strollin', real high rollin' Everything you have is yours and not stolen A girl runs up with somethin' to prove You better go to the b**h and bust a move [Hook] [Interlude] Break it down for me fellas [Verse 4] Your best friend Harry, has a brother Larry In five minutes from now he's gonna marry He's hopin' you can make it there if you can Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man You say, "neat-o", check your libido And roll to the church in your new tuxedo The bride walks down just to start the wedding And there's one more girl you won't be getting First you start thinkin' then you start blinking A bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back Now your dick is feelin' hard cause the girl is stacked Reception's jumpin' faces pumpin' Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin' Says she wanna dance to a different groove Now you know what the fu*k to do [Hook]