Whitney Avalon - PRINCESS RAP BATTLE: GALADRIEL VS. LEIA lyrics

[Announcer] Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel versus Leia! Let the rap battle begin! [Galadriel] One does not simply walk into this fight I'm the baddest b**h in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light I look better in white, you should flee from my sight I'll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I'm colder than carbonite You battle me? You're not strong enough A human break an elf? You don't live long enough You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair By the time I end this line you will love me and despair [Leia] Calm down grandma, you're ugly when you're mad Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad What a strong female character obsessed with a ring And you had to send a group of men to fix everything When Sauron took over you hid in a tree I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater My words explode like bombs, I'm a verbal detonator [Galadriel] What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits? [Leia] Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits We're on movie number seven while you're still on your sixth [Galadriel] Yes, but unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist [Leia] You're like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its sh** I'll rap faster, outlast her, outcla** her, surpa** her I'm a master with a blaster, you're a renn faire disaster I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland No light saber needed to take you out Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout [Galadriel] I will… Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked My lyrics so wet I'm like a rhyming typhoon How's Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? I see things that were, things that are, things that may be I'm fully operational, it's over, baby You shall not pa**, challenge another You can kiss my a**, pretend it's your brother