Whitest Kids U Know - Dinosaur Rap lyrics

[Intro] Okay It's Guinness Book of World Records time This is the first rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs [Refrain] I smoke a joint tonight I smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs are blazing blunts tonight We blazing blunts tonight We blazing blunts tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is on the hunt tonight [Verse 1] I'll only spit this one time so let me take it slow I started to get high about an hour ago But then the buzzer rang, I looked out the peephole It was a whole bunch of raptors, and they just won't go I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore Thought I was safe, but they knew how to open doors And without even asking they just came on in They started smoking my weed and then they called their friends [Refrain] I smoke a joint tonight I smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight I smoke a spliff tonight I smoke a spliff tonight Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight We gettin' faced tonight We gettin' faced tonight And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight [Verse 2] An Allosaur's in the corner trying to pack the bong Hot boxin' in the john with a Pteranodon Now a Compy and a Steg-o startin' to get it on But I can barely move because this weed's the bomb Ankylosaur's makin' s'mores and eatin' Lucky Charms Pterodactyl took my whole bag of Pepperridge Farms T-Rex just went and set off the fire alarm And now he can't get it out because he's got little arms [Refrain] I smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight [Verse 3] Now my neighbors on the phone said she called the cops And this really freaked out the Triceratops He's tryin' climb out the window and we yellin' stop 'Cause I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop We heard a knock then the cops said they wanted in Then the Saurolophus tried to go and talk to them But he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin But luckily Dilophosaurus quickly jumped on in They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed Diloph' told the cops we would be quiet instead But then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red We were busted, so thats when he bit of their heads [Refrain] I smoke a joint tonight I smoke a joint tonight Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight We rollin' bones tonight Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight I smoke a spliff tonight I smoke a spliff tonight Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' freakin' ripped tonight We gettin' faced tonight We gettin' faced tonight And all these dinosaurs is crashin' at my place tonight [Outro] Yeahhh First rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs You're welcome... Internet