White Boys - What Am I Doing With My Life lyrics

[Dirt Nasty] What am I doing with my life? Pushing 40, no job, no wife I live for the night It's so empty but sh**'ll be alright I often stare out the window Thinking about when times were so simple Now my dick got wrinkles Sex life creepy, collecting dil*os These days girls grow up young Can't believe what they can do with their tongue (damn) They must watch p**nHub Because they spit and twist on the dick like grown-ups I can't commit to sh** A cell phone plan, or better yet a b**h My life seems hopeless At least I got d** and the kid ain't homeless [Hook] What am I doing with my life? I don't know, what am I doing with my life? What am I doing with my life? Oh yeah, having fun getting p**y every night What am I doing with my life? I don't know, what am I doing with my life? What am I doing with my life? Oh yeah, having fun, party every night [Andre Legacy] It all started on September 3 Two years ago, my girl don't remember me (b**h) Now I'm just history I feel like James Caan, Misery I used to chase all the pretty girls Now I chase the dragon, it's a f**ed up world And I'm sad as sh** Alone at home playing Madden lit They say the gra** is always greener Other fish in the sea, one day you'll meet her (yeah right) She'll probably end up a cheater f** your best friend in the back of the theater (ho) Double feature, ugly creature She used to be so much sweeter (used to be) I thought she was the one Now she gone, where the f** is my gun? [Hook] [Beardo] Hello, I'm Jeremy Gritter Beardo, career's in the sh**ter Shoulda, woulda got signed But no, I chose to snort coke lines Wish I would've been writing rhymes Caught my girl s**ing dick on Vine (oh my God) Now I'm depressed Like a teenager hanging himself to d**h If I had a AK I'd get drunk and blow myself away I lost my b**h (gone) I lost my car, now I'm losing my sh** I'm staring in the mirror "I hate you Beardo", looking through a tear So what's the point to life? (what) To get a wife? f** that, I'm (I'mma) going to stay high [Hook]