Wheelie Cyberman - Ping Pong Song lyrics

Sippin' Perrier playing ping pong Movin' up the ranks ya'll Hey man, you know there's nothing wrong with a late night battle I always stay prepared My paddle's in my backpack, challengers beware With the P I N G Volley for the serve hit it nice and easy See, we got these regulations for a tournament O.R.P.P.R.B, check the document I'll officiate your event, keep it on the level Inspect the surfaces, arguments are settled Scrutinize the nets keep 'em taught and snappy Rock the color commentary, keep the people happy It's on; the day starts just before dawn Brobot's on the front lawn givin' seminars on the finer arts Like brutal backhand hits People line up earnin' new certificates Check the merchandise, man Grimmy thought of everything Sweatbands up to grand champion rings That means that nobody leaves empty handed Every last ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. Branded Demand from my sponsors is big and gettin' better See me at the match in my ping-pong sweater In the locker room lifting weights to get strong Sippin' Perrier playin' ping pong What? Yo they challenged me? To a sanctioned event? Tt went quick with the skunk yeah love-zero-six Top spin smashin' Stops em dead in their tracks You see the way i relax is winning ping pong matches Victories are comin' in batches when i practice It's backhand, backhand again Forehand, no return practice sideways spin The skin on my paddle's kind of floppy But it don't stop me, i'll win in any condition While you're wishin' you could scout out my style and try to copy I'm in japan learning secret paddle positions I'm on a steady diet (sashimi to gohan) I eat with my fingers, consult the master for advice The first rule of ping pong: know the score Never stop playing til the ball hits the floor See me at the comfort inn on the world tour It's 4 am I'm eating continental breakfast The competition don't expect this A new serve for Mr.Cyberman, an ace is quite effective I'm happy as long as my ladder post is protected Our gear's not the tightest, it's all that we found The table might wobble but it don't fall down I'm in the locker room liftin' weights to get strong Sippin' Perrier playing ping pong Every ball is branded Serve it left handed O.R.P.P.R.B see the label and demand it It can get kind of crazy you understand it It don't phase me it's just the way that we planned it