WHATEVER, DAD - No more soda! lyrics
Kuya BJ thinks he's fat So, he's giving up soda for The rest of his life His wife has a funny feeling he'll cave, but He's been hooked on Perrier No more soda! Be careful: I am totally ripped If you hug me, I might hurt ya – Not on purpose, though It's just there's something in That devilish seltzer water