Wendy Ho - Poop Noodle lyrics

Please don't f** me in the a** tonight, That Popeye's Fried Chicken ain't sittin right. And please don't try to stick it in all quick, Or you'll end up with some sh** on yo dick. Don't try to sway me by puttin on that Aretha. Or you'll end up with poop in yo urethra. I ain't gonna do it because it hurts! I ain't gonna do it, got the Hershey squirts! Dingleberries all in yo balls, You want poop noodle? I'm gonna give it to you! Wo-oh wahow ohwoahwoahaho! You want some bu*t s**, you want up in it! But not tonight in my an*s! You want my pooper, you wanna pound it, But it feels like I'm gonna sh** on yo dick! Please don't drive down my Hershey Highway I just drank some Maalox now you actin gay And please stop fingering my brown eyed bu*thole Unless you wanna end up with a stanky tootsie roll Our love used to be never ending, just like a story I'm sorry but this ain't no hole of glory! I got a perfect p**y what more do you need? You nasty muthaf**a want my bu*thole to bleed! an*l fissures and some corn on yo nuts You want poop noodle? Which is poop comin out yo peehole after you f** a bu*t that has sh** in it! Ah! You want some bu*t s**, you want up in it But not tonight in my an*s! You want my pooper, you wanna pound it But it feels like I'm gonna sh** on yo dick! P-O-O-P N-O-O-D-L-E What's that spell, y'all? P-O-O-P N-O-O-D-L-E It's more like what's that smell, y'all? You want some bu*t s**, you want up in it But not tonight in my an*s! You want my pooper, you wanna pound it But it feels like I'm gonna sh** on yo dick, son.