Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande lyrics

Taco Grande Taco Grande Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno Y el chile relleno You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That's right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla I need a quesadilla I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbón With my friends, or when I'm all alone Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero Un burrito ranchero So give me something spicy and hot, now Break out the menu, what you got, now? Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side You better make sure the beans are refried Taco Grande Taco Grande Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me That's why I order two or three Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip It's really good with bean dip I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas And a pitcher of margaritas Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice The taquitos here are very nice Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese And could you make that separate checks, please? Taco Grande Taco Grande "Buenos noches, senor Bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo Recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso Sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego Se quedaran en el baño por una semana Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?" Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate! What you think you're doing with my chile con queso? Well, if you want some, just say so Oh boy, pico de gallo They sure don't make it like this in Ohio No gracias, yo quiero jalapeños, nada más You can toss away the hot sauce Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole! You better get me a bowl of guacamole Y Usted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green? Don't you like pinto beans? You want some more cinnamon crispas? If you don't, hasta la vista Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna You can finish it mañana Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more Señor, la cuenta, por favor If you ain't ever tried real Mexican cooking, well, you oughta Just don't drink the water Taco Grande Taco Grande