Weird Al Yankovic - Germs lyrics

Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding (Germs) But they just come right back again (Germs) I can't even see'em But I know they're up to something Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been! They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get'em offa me I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria What do they want from me What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria Now if I ever dare to go to sleep That's when they start their sneak attack In the morning I wake up in utter horror To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face (Germs) And there's more comin' every day (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get'em offa me I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria What do they want from me What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria They're creepin' around my shorts They're under the bathroom sink They're ridin' inside my car They're swimmin' in every drink They're hidin' between my toes They're lurkin' in every kiss I got'em way up my nose In every orifice I'm gonna show them who's boss I'm gonna get even yet Just gimme some Lysol spray Just hand me a moist towelette Don't tell me I'm paranoid I know that they're after me Look under the microscope See?? They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get'em offa me I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria What do they want from me What'll they do to me? There's no escape for me I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria They're all over me I can feel'em all over me Over every part of me Microscopic bacteria I know they're watching me They're always watching me They're coming after me Microscopic bacteria Won't somebody help Please sombody help me You've got to believe me They're out to get me They wanna control me They wanna destroy me They're tryin' to k** me It kind of upsets me