Weird Al Yankovic - Amoeba lyrics

The amoeba is so small you need a microscope to see one It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede I'd rather see then be one They never sing or laugh or talk or eat fondue or quiche And if you take one for a walk, you need a tiny leash I know the thing must have a brain, although I couldn't tell you where It sure must be an awful pain to be so unicellular