Weird Al Yankovic - Living With A Hernia lyrics

Help me out, dig All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination Living with a hernia, got to have an operation Feel so old Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis And it's hard to bowl You can't even do the splits now, say it Better call it quits now, now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation Living with a hernia, got to have an operation I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute You may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you could get So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, Richter's hernia Obstructed, inguinal and direct Living with a hernia rupture I said it's causin' me such irritation Living with a hernia, have to have my medication Living with a hernia, I feel bad