Weird Al Yankovic - Party in the C.I.A. lyrics

I moved out to Langley recently With a plain and simple dream; Wanna infiltrate some Third-World place And topple their regime Those men in black with their matching suitcases; Where everything's on a need-to-know basis; Agents got that swagger; Everyone's so cloak and dagger I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing For an undercover mission That's when the red alert came on the radio And I put my earpiece on! Got my dark sungla**es on! And I had my weapon drawn! So I get my handcuffs My cyanide pills My cla**ified dossier! Tappin' the phones like yeah, shreddin' the files like yeah Memorized all the enemy spies I've got to neutralize today [Chorus] Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the CIA! Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the CIA! I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost gotten me dismissed Like terminate some head of state who wasn't even on my list Burn that microfilm buddy, will you I'd tell you why but then I'd have to k** you! You need a quickie confession? Well, start a waterboardin' session! No hurry on this south American dictator I'll a**a**inate him later That's when he walked right in my laser sights And my silencer was on And my silencer was on And another target's gone! Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world, from Kazakhstan to Bombay; Payin' the bribes like yeah, pluggin' the leaks like yeah; Interrogating the scum of the earth, we'll break them by the break of day! [Chorus] Need a country destabilized? Look no further, we're your guys! We've got snazzy suits and ties And a better dental plan than the FBI's! Better put your hands up and get in the van Or else you'll get blown away! Stagin' a coup like yeah Brainwashin' moles like yeah We only torture the folks we don't like You're probably gonna be OK! [Chorus]