Wehrmacht - Radical Dissection lyrics

[Words: Brian, Riffs: Marco & Brian] I wake up in the morning with a splitting headache, the hangovers taken effect, My head pounds hard, there's no aspirin to take so I guess I'll just have to dissect First I'll take the serated steak knife and slowly cut away at my skin down to the muscle, as I grind and I grit piercing my nerves, it slides in, Now's the time to cut through my muscles so I grab the circular saw skin and blood spurts into my eyeballs as I feel the blade hit my jaw Hack at my neck with a maul axe Bludgeon my trachea, I can't breathe, Gurgling blood, I'm choking in syntax my eyes pop out and bleed Now comes the time to sever my jugular, Boy, is this ever fun, take a sharp razor and slice it in half my blood shoots out like a gun Start up the chainsaw to finish the task grind it into my bones, Completing the task, it's over and done, My head flops to the floor like a stone Radical Neck Dissection, cut off your head it's really fun, its the best hangover prevention, and a lot more exciting than a gun.