L.A. girlz Please act your age You treat me like I have the plague As I gyre and gimble in the wabe L.A. girlz Please act your age Sweeten up your lemonade And meet me down at Tower 28 I think I'm in whiplash I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach I get off at Pico And sell my possessions So you will know just how I feel I love your long hair But you just don't care So please help me fathom This world without music And by the way, when can we talk? L.A. girlz Please act your age You treat me like I have the plague As I gyre and gimble in the wabe L.A. girlz Please act your age Sweeten up your lemonade And meet me down at Tower 28 So would you mind if I was pregnant I'll sleep on the edge of your bed Like Dante and Beatrice We'll light up our candles But how is this going to end? The kids are asleep We're haunting their dreamz And some women swear it's more painful than labour To die with your sins on your head Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? L.A. girlz Please act your age You treat me like I have the plague As I gyre and gimble in the wabe L.A. girlz Please act your age Sweeten up your lemonade And meet me down at Tower 28