Leave me alone I won't pick up the phone And I won't listen to messages Sent by someone who calls up and says: 'I don't like how you're living my life Get yourself a wife Get yourself a job You're living a dream Don't you be a slob Slob, slob Leave me again Don't hang out in my den Waiting for little proofs to appear That I drank some of grandaddy's beer 'I don't like how you're living my life Get yourself a wife Get yourself a job You're living a dream Don't you be a slob Slob, slob And I won't listen to messages Sent by someone who calls up and says: 'I don't like how you're living my life Get yourself a wife Get yourself a job You're living a dream Don't you be a slob Slob, slob, slob