We sleep all day and rock the night We just get up to start another fight We kiss and then we bite We are trainwrecks You don't keep house and I'm a slob You're freakin' out cause I can't keep a job We don't update our blogs We are trainwrecks People love to tell us what to do That's just ‘cause they're jealous of me and you We're diggin' through the couch for cash We're takin' cabs ‘cause both our cars are trashed But we're still kickin' a** We are trainwrecks, trainwrecks, We're still kickin' a** We are trainwrecks We think it's uncool to be on time Moochin' off our friends is not a Federal crime Someday we'll cut our critics down to size And crash a Diddy party in disguise We fall but then we rise We are trainwrecks Trainwrecks That's the story of our lives We are trainwrecks, trainwrecks That's the story of our lives We are trainwrecks