There used to be a better kind Of rock-and-rolling superstar They'd strut around and do their thing All I know how to do is sing And I don't do that so well I never summon things from hell I'm just a regular white guy who's afraid to I guess that I could drink a beer And smoke a doobie to get loose But that depletes my energy And screws up all my business moves Gotta make it stone-cold-straight Without a dreadlock to my name I'm just a regular white guy who's afraid to rock so hard I break my guard And give myself away