Weerd Science - How To Be A lyrics

Step one in your mission: gather information Get on the internet, perfect for bomb makin' First you need some fertilizer, it's the sh** For construction of a bomb, also the main ingredient Some ammonium nitrate, preferably light-weight Rent the rider's truck, think about the impact it might make Mix 'em all together and your work can be seen for sixteen miles by the naked eye, not to mention T.V. The American media, greedier than the average meat eater The seedier the plan the more they gonna love it, man The more they wanna get they hands on an exclusive You gon' be famous as long as you can do this Make all your purchases two months apart from one another In different states and go undercover Never use a credit or a check just cashed 'cause they will try to track you after the blast Man, after this bomb goes off, as long as you made it correct We gonna inject the American step-ladder with a little dose of disrespect A "f** you" to the U.S. for every soul that God hasn't blessed (f** you!) There's a bomb in your city, in your town Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how Follow the plan close so you don't go down There's a bomb in your city, in your town Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how Follow the plan close so you don't go down Step two in your mission: a building you should find A federal institution? That should suit us just fine But how to get in? Hmm, good question Always follow the plan close, don't go in guessin' (duh!) Security codes nobody knows So when the janitor's about to leave squeeze one in his dome sh** you 'bout to k** thousands, what's one up close? Quick, grab his clothes, we're almost there (yeah!) Inside with the bomb, I know just where to place it (where?) In the basement, adjacent to maintenance Face it toward the wall so when the motherf**er blows The whole foundation'll fall in Oh yeah, don't forget to wipe down everything you touch 'cause one fingerprint is one fingerprint too much And detectives'll try to find clues and signs That'll point the finger towards the culprit, so leave nothin' behind Hide out in the bathroom when the A.M. rush and Walk out like nothin' happened, unnoticed and untouched This is gonna work it's a promise you can count on This is revenge for anyone who's been pounded on There's a bomb in your city, in your town Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how Follow the plan close so you don't go down There's a bomb in your city, in your town Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how Follow the plan close so you don't go down Step three in your mission is never easily executed So whatever was part of the original blueprint: Do it Stick to the original plan, don't stray from it Since no clues were left the FBI got a "Who Dun It?" It was 9:30 AM when the bomb exploded Many lives were lost, the media noticed Jesus, I wish I could say nobody felt a thing But so many were trapped inside the building still breathing Don't think about that now, calm down, don't panic What the f** did you think was gonna happen? You put a bomb in the bottom floor of a government facility Now reality hits you, testing your moral agility Listen, by now you should be like six hours away Find a cheap hotel, rest and hold your thoughts at bay See, you're not just on the run from people in general But also from yourself, stealth you must be from your mental Tomorrow's a big day, you gotta cross the border Hide out in Mexico for three months and no shorter Keep tabs on the progress of the investigation The news broadcasts but now they've blamed it on the Arab Nation Things'll die down soon, you'll be in the clear Three months becomes six months, six becomes a year People's attention turn to more important things Congratulations, you have been successful Let's retrack our steps and look deeper into the mission The bomb was just a song, a foundation, nothin' was missin' It could blow up, no fingerprints, 'cause the fans and the media Tried to dig through your past and try to prove that you're fake The government building is the club and the DJ's are the detectives Inspectin' your sh** to see if it's a record they wanna be reppin' The escape is how not to let all the sh** go to your head The janitor that you k**ed was another MC instead But you didn't use a gun, your song was just hotter than his And the tracks are the people that died when the bomb was detonated There's a bomb in your city, in your town Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how Follow the plan close so you don't go down There's a bomb in your city, in your town Duck down, it's gonna blow any minute now Chi-Pow! Gather the info and the know-how Follow the plan close so you don't go down