It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps Sometimes you think you're gonna drop In the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off And before you can leave you gotta sweep the f**in' shop It's a real real b**h to be workin' for the man But sh**, i do it well, so what the f** I could probably wash dishes at some other f**in' dump But it's all the same to me, bustin' a** to make a buck So read 'em up and stick 'em Pump that f**er good Some woman down on main street needs a jump Get your fingers outta your a** And pump some f*ggot's gas And think about how bad new hope s**s And it's a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up And then you check their oil and know you're f**ed 'cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour Smells like gas, looks like sh**, works in the rain and rude as hell Now i can fix a tire like hurricane melinda I know that i'm the best for what it's worth So if i choose to help you don't look like you expect it 'cause it's a gift that god gave me at birth So read 'em up and stick 'em Pump that f**er good Some woman down on main street needs a jump Get your fingers outta your a** And pump some f*ggot's gas And think about how bad new hope s**s, woohoo! [chorus]