Ween - I Play It Off Legit lyrics

Where've you been? I was out with pat Was she shootin' sh**? Yeah, but i played it off legit Talkin' to some joe, hangin' out shootin' sh** Tries to tell me somethin', i play it off legit How did you handle it? I played it off legit So pleasant when the sails of the seas of orion gently slip No more need for god's sorrow, i just play it off legit Dude's hounding this b**h, okay, i'm checkin' out the sh** laughin' (yeah) Later on i'll f** her (oh man), she knows i'm legit (she does? i didn't know that) (that's right) (from the start) (b**h was houndin' and sh**) (tell me about that s**y scorpion) A s**y scorpion that stings her with wit I play it off legit because i know i'm legit (that's right, i know you're legit) (i'm legit) (played it off cool) My ma bought me a cool shirt, when i wear it i'm the sh** I'm really not that legit, my mom bought it (she wasn't playing it off legit either) (nah, she knows i'm legit) (did you clap when you saw her?) I clapped when i saw her, when i found her, you split When i'm on the go, you know i'm legit (i mean, i was really legit, up on the go that night) (ah you were...know i'm legit) (you know i'm legit Go) (do it, keep it going...tell 'em about joe) Talkin' to some joe, hangin' out shootin' sh** (right) Tries to tell me somethin', i play it off legit (that's right) You wanna hear about the scorpion?