Ween - Pickled Pink lyrics

I am a regular, I'm a f**in' punk Sittin' at the corner table, actin' like a drunk I am unreliable, no redeeming quality Got no good advice, oh don't you try and talk to me I'll piss on your toilet seat, and vomit in your sink I cannot face reality, I'm always pickled pink My face is red and swollen, lookin' like a sunburn Drivin' while intoxicated, bustin' for a U-turn Talkin' to the fat girls, flirtin' with the s*uts Thirty pounds of Rolling Rock rollin' in my gut I'll get so annihilated, I can't even think I'm a f**in' loser, and always pickled pink If ignorance is bliss, then alcohol is ecstasy So buy another shot, for the a**hole sittin' next to me Actin' like a brother with a total f**in' creep Makin' plans and promises I'm never gonna keep I can karaoke if you buy me a drink Yes, I'm that f**in' a**hole, always pickled pink