Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Pretty big and pretty white They beat a polar bear in a fight Like an underwater unicorn They've got a kick-a** facial horn They're the Jedi of the sea They stop Cthulu eating ye Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Just don't let em touch your balls Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Inventors of the shish Kebab