Yeah Yeah Yeah Do you see what I mean Monday's Experts Always know what's best Always tell you what you should've done Monday's Experts Always know what's cooking How the game was lost and how it could've been won When Monday comes around Everyone's an expert in my town Monday's Experts Yeah Yeah Yeah Monday's Experts Yeah Yeah Well I see them up the shops; I see them down the street (Monday Monday) And when I go up the Pub it's nearly everyone I meet They're saying I should've done this or I should've done that But by the time they're finished talking well my beer's are getting flat When Monday comes around Everyone's an expert in my town When Monday comes about Everyone's an expert to this guy Well Tuesday Wednesday I don't mind Thursday Friday talking blind Saturday Sunday not so bad Monday comes it drives me mad Monday's Experts Talking in the tea room In the worshop and the office talking all around the place Monday's Experts Hey they've always got the good oil Pity you can't put a bet on at the finish of the race When Monday comes around Everyone's an expert in my town When Monday comes about Everyone's an expert to this guy When Monday comes around Everyone's an expert on my song Monday's Experts Yeah Yeah Yeah Monday's Experts You see what I mean Monday's Experts Yeah Yeah Monday's Experts