Alfred, what kind of man are you? Alfred, she tells you what to do You ought to stand up on your two feet You shouldn't let her send you to defeat Alfred, what kind of man are you? Alfred, don't let her take your rights Alfred, you've got to stand and fight You're everything she couldn't be without She knows it now, so why act like a mouse? Alfred, what kind of man are you? Mildred, what kind of girl are you? Mildred, to treat him like you do You love him but you can't understand You've k**ed the thing that makes him a man Alfred, what kind of man are you? (Alfred) What kind of man are you? (Alfred) What kind of man are you? (Alfred) What kind of man are you?