Well, I got a friend who plays the slots Says he's gonna hit it one day Gonna spend a thousand a quarter at a time Throwin' away that money Throwin away, Throwin away, throwin away that money I got in jail last saturday night Sherriffs sure drivin funny Took a thousand ta get me out Throwin away my money Throwin away, throwin away, throwin away my money Preacher man was pa**in by Like to see me in church next sunday But I've been up in honkey tonk Throwin away my money Throwin away, throwin away, throwin away my money Well I got a check in the mail It made me warm and sunny The IRS dun sent me noise Throwin away my money Throwin away, throwin away, throwin away my money