[Verse 1:] Well I nearly got caught at a Burger King And a couple of times on a plane I thought I was safe from detection With all of the weight I had gained But walking around in a jumpsuit That didn't work worth a damn So I bought me some Levis and grew me a beard And you'll never guess who I am [Chorus:] Nobody knows I'm Elvis Nobody knows this is me After all of my tries...I've got The perfect disguise And I'm who I want to be Nobody knows I'm Elvis Nobody knows this is me [Verse 2:] Bet you thought I was ol'Waylon With all of my rugged good looks Swagger and walk, body and soul I bet he had what it took I've always envied his singing The way he played a guitar Black vest and hat, that's where it's at That's what I call a star [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2:] I want to show you Graceland, baby That's where you ought to be I'll give you a call...but let's keep it all Somewhere between you and me [Chorus 1] [Verse 3:] Well I nearly got caught at a Burger King And a couple of times on a plane I thought I was safe from detection With all of the weight I had gained But walking around in a jumpsuit That didn't work worth a damn So I bought me some Levis and grew me a beard And you'll never guess who I am [Chorus 1] [Verse 4:] Bet you thought I was ol'Waylon With all of my rugged good looks Swagger and walk, body and soul I bet he had what it took I've always envied his singing The way he played a guitar Black vest and hat, that's where it's at That's what I call a star [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] [Chorus 1]