I've been chasin' the big wheels All over Nashville Waitin' for my big break to come Livin' on ketchup soup, homemade Crackers and Kool Aid I'll be a star tomorrow, but today I'm a Nashville bum I look good in cowboy clothes And I sing through my nose Webb said "That's the way to get 'er done" I smoke good old PA Like the Opry stars, they say I'll be a star tomorrow, but today I'm a Nashville bum Well, a friend of a friend of mine Is a friend of art divines And he finally got me on the Opry show I walked out like a star Tripped and busted my guitar I'll be a star tomorrow, but today I'm a Nashville bum Well now, here's a song I wrote By myself, note for note With a lot of help, if I make Number One You can change a word or two And I'll give half of it to you I'll be a star tomorrow, but today I'm a Nashville bum Yes, I'll be a star tomorrow, but today I'm a Nashville bum