Waylon Jennings - Put Another Log on the Fire (Male Chauvinist National Anthem) lyrics

Put another log on the fire Cook me up some bacon and some beans And go out to the car and change the tire Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe And then go fetch my slippers And boil me up another pot of tea Then put another log on the fire, babe And come and tell me why you're leaving me Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday? Don't I warn you when you're gettin fat? Ain't I gonna take you fishin' with me someday? Well, a man can't love a woman more than that Ain't I always nice to your kid sister? Don't I take her driving every night? So, sit here at my feet 'cause I like you when you're sweet And you know it ain't feminine to fight So, put another log on the fire Cook me up some bacon and some beans Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tire Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe And then go fetch my slippers And boil me up another pot of tea Then put another log on the fire, babe And come and tell me why you're leaving me