[Chorus] My ex-girlfriends are all doing just fine I cross one of their paths from time to time They had to make a run 'Cause they could never be my number one My first love is these words that rhyme [Verse 1] Another love come and gone and another song She had to run along like she had left the oven on A choice demo in my voice memos A poem that's sappy in my Notepad app She can't be blamed A woman's love can't be tamed Any attempt to keep it sane will just further fan the flame You'll be like "girl I can explain" Please let me do so Settle down, settle down, don't get testy Cujo You see this music is much more than just a hobby of mine It's got a godly design Yeah it's oddly divine Which is probably a sign that I should not be resigned To doing menial tasks like I'm in a remedial cla** So if you leave me like the last one did I can't be mad Speaking of the last one She just had a kid I'm 'bout to go to CVS, and get her a card And write a note to tell her family that I send my regards Sincerely [Chorus] My ex-girlfriends are all doing just fine I cross one of their paths from time to time They had to make a run 'Cause they could never be my number one My first love is these words that rhyme [Verse 2] You ain't gotta rap for you to relate If your craft surpa**es pa**ion for the woman you date And all the spats you had don't add anything to the debate There's nothing soothing about another mood swing It ain't just a dude thing It moves both genders Past obstacles that had removed most pretenders The type of fervent calling that'll fuel coke benders And burn like Hendrix did to all those fuel-soaked fenders I live in a van now, I move home September Next time you see me I'll be someone you don't remember I love laying next to you at home in my bed But even when I'm with you it's like I'm alone in my head Roses are red Violets are blue Moses is dead And soon I will be too I'll probably never love a woman like she needs to be loved So from now on I'm pimpin' like my hero Eazy E was [Chorus] My ex-girlfriends are all doing just fine I cross one of their paths from time to time They had to make a run 'Cause they could never be the number one My first love is these words that rhyme [Outro] Jockin' the b**hes Slappin' the hoes