[Hook:] Shoo Ba Doop You can't touch me when I sing this song Shoo Ba Doop Doop And can't nobody do me wrong, no One thing about music When it hits you, you feel no pain That's why I sing, Shoo Ba Doop Doop And I'm a sing it til it's time to go home, baby [Verse 1: Wax] It's just another usual morning I'm hung the f** over in my cubicle snoring All of a sudden, out the blue with no warning My boss comes by to review my performance He's yapping bout my attitude and how poor it is And the size of my headache done grew to enormous Damn, what can I do to avoid this? I hate this f**ing job it's so stupid and pointless I tune out the humans with voices And my mind plays games like computers with joysticks I start thinking about a beautiful chorus With musical chords that are suitable for this moment And you can fire me on the spot I clear my desk feeling irey bombaclot Cause I'm ain't trying to be something I'm not But I can't lose it, I need this job, cue the music [Hook] [Verse 2: Dumbfoundead] I'm at the restaurant bussing away dishes Pissed off cause the customers ain't tipping I missed a spot and the manager starts tripping But I can't hear em, the beats on my iPod's kicking All I can do at work is think about rhyme patterns One handed while I'm juggling nine platters It's something I do as a time pa**er It makes sh** that I hate to do go by faster Man, I'm always stuck cleaning the restrooms it isn't fair But I don't really care, acoustics are better there And when it's time to close, it's a private show Restock while I rock mops like a microphone Yeah, the night's are long and the pays weak But I don't complain, that ain't how momma raised me Nothing can phase me, I'm loving the blues Everyday I punch in and start humming this tune [Hook x2] [Outro: Wax] Sing it like this Shoo Ba Doop When that annoying co-worker spends too much time at your desk Just sing it like this Shoo Ba Doop Doop If you delivering pizza and you can't find the address Just sing it like this Shoo Ba Doop If your doing landscaping and the weather outside is a mess Just sing it like this Shoo Ba Doop Doop And I'm a sing it til it's time to go home baby