Wax - Stalkin' Your Mom (feat. Wax) lyrics

[Spoken] I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today What time is it? Six? Just in time to hide in these bushes Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom. Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Haha, I've been stalkin' your mom For like two years straight I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date So I just wait in your neighbors' lawn With my camera ready and my camouflage on And I know that I'll get plenty pics Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless Cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus So I kidnapped her golder retriever Wanted to return it just to please her But forgot to feed her Taking care of a dog is hard Gave it to her dead, said it got hit by a car Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom. Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy Show up at the door and give her a pie She says: (I didn't order nuttin' you geek.) (You've been giving me free pizza like once a week.) Oops, so I disguise my voice with a device So she don't know what my voice sounds like So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin' her Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days Just looking at the scrapbooks I made My life-size doll is almost there I just need a couple more strands of hair Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom. Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Aw, thanks for coming over man It's gonna be a fun night (Yeah man, no problem, man.) (Hey check it out, I got the new World of Warcraft weapon pack, dawg.) Aw, I love World of War… Warcraft (Yeah, yeah man) (Hey, what's this right here?) Oh, that's just my yearbook (Your wha?!) (Dude… dude…) (This is… this is my mom!) (This is my mom in the shower!) (Dude what eh wha?) I'm just.. Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom. Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stalkin' your mom