I wish you would call me a liar So I would have reason to be agitated I wish you would you often get tired Of all my discrepancies, but I'm only left with these Feelings of regret When I wake up naked in somebody else's bed Feelings of shame When you and the girl I am kissing have the same name I wish you would call me too often So I would have reason to let the phone ring and I wish you would always be talking Of cheating on others so I wouldn't bother with Feelings of regret When I wake up naked in somebody else's bed Feelings of shame When you and the girl I am kissing have the same name Why are you so wonderful? So innocent and beautiful You're everything anyone ever could hope to have in life Why are you so wonderful? So innocent and beautiful You're everything anyone ever could hope to have And you're mine And you're mine Oh, can't you see how hard this is on me? Oh, can't you see how hard this is on me? I want to keep you knowing That you're the only girl I'm loving Cause I can't imagine having To muster up enough courage for asking Someone else to marry me