Yesterday I signed my first tit Soft with the pen because I didn't want to burst it I did it cursive. I took my sweet time I tried to put my personality in each line Like I do with each rhyme 'Cause in the worst case That's what put this bust in my custody in the first place Now I'm rounding first base, cruising 'cause I paid dues Dude, I called my roommates and I gave them all the great news They're pitiless But so many nights up at the motel 6, tittyless After gigs with hideously small crowds It's been 5 years of playing colleges in small towns I'm through with all doubt I'm ready to bloom from wallflower And just ball out And live my fantasy And if I get my name on a Grammy it's for my family But for me I just can't top the memory of my John Hanco*k on that mammary Why are we Shy to be Who we all would like to be? Write your name so big and bold that the entire world can see Although you Can't undo All the pain that you've been through Write your name Write your name Write your name The future's here, and it's tangible And kind of spongy I'm a commie but I love my f**ing country right now Just let play the Fillmore and die now I couldn't give a damn about who's raising an eyebrow I thought I'd failed, I prayed for so long God said "no way, " but I'm all like, 'come on' And he's all like "okay" And at first I'm all like "don't play" But then I'm all like "hooray!" And I grabbed that baton And ran like a Cavs fan, away from Lebron Now they gab about me in banks and salons And they're mad to admit it, but pale kid's the bomb From anonymous geek To Don Juan in a week And I'm calm But if ever I seem gloomy I can't stress enough how much this means to me I held the tears in, 'cause I didn't dare to dream Of the most beauteous b**by I've ever seen Why are we Shy to be Who we all would like to be? Write your name so big and bold that the entire world can see Although you Can't undo All the pain that you've been through Write your name Write your name Write your name Right now Right right right right on my command The world is a b**by that's in the palm of my hand