It's a song about girl the next door love the girl next door the world's next door They see her- everybody melts She's the girl next door to everybody everybody else It's a song is a song about the girl who sings And every time you hear her sing she sings for you And you alone And every other guy you know She loves you back She says she's with it loves you back but wait a minute all along she loved ya back enough to put a dagger in it (cause) This is a song about girl the next door I love the girl next door the world's next door They see her- everybody melts She's the girl next door to everybody everybody else It's like a fairy tale! about little chickenhead thought the sky was falling so she kicked it sick in bed I came calling (she pretended she was dead) feeling she was healing but the ceiling fell instead! you feel stellar in your skeleton? tell a guy you fell for him then tell him he's irrelevant? It's evident you think you're helen of troy but you're hell in a handbasket hell of a coy little cruella de vil If it's fitting you fill in another filthy felony with every fella you thrill you're cellophane but there's a spell on us still a man goes window shopping and you sell him the sill you give an illness that isn't a silly pill or some silvery penicillin or pity gonna fulfill and so willing my pen is spilling I'm drilling my point until the pen point's dull the end point's still in sight, I'm inside, I'm insisting get wise and quit with lip synching in christ you entice the quick kissing rise in a bathtub full of ice with a rib missing It's been decided you can lie, but you can't hide it behind your eyelids I provided rhymes and had to plan a hybrid with the man that led this band who might have liked you more than I did or maybe as much cause baby that's what make me want to laugh just, breaks me right in half cause it really adds up dwelling on this sad stuff cellibacy mad s**s when everybody tapped once including a best friend then one of my roommates you said it was just then but sh** it was too late So what's your group rate cause we've waiting our turn to watch you eat your words and catch some heartburn (here!) is where you would have sung the verse (here!) is where you'd have to catch you breath (here!) is where you might forget the words (haha) that where you'd laugh to fill the rest (here!) is where you'd hit another high note (here!) is where you'd make it pretty, sh** if I don't (here!) is where we'd really try to be friends funny how the shallow girls end up off the deep end (first) I met your a** last year first day of cla**, you were mad sincere (then) you went and chose my friend for benefits (then) he did the same and said it was the end of it (then) funny thing, I got up on the TV (then) coincidentally you said you'd like to see me (then) you stood me up on just our second date out with mister music (then) you used him for a your serenade It's a song about girl the next door love the girl next door the world's next door They see her- everybody melts She's the girl next door to everybody everybody else It's a song is a song about the girl who sings And every time you hear her sing she sings for you And you alone And every other guy you know She loves you back She says she's with it loves you back but wait a minute all along she loved ya back enough to put a dagger in it (cause) This is a song about girl the next door I love the girl next door the world's next door They see her- everybody melts She's the girl next door to everybody everybody else