Never have I ever seen Pa**ion of Christ Never have I ever crashed on a bike Or been trapped on an island and had to survive And yeah I've been trashed a Saturday night But never have I ever smoked crack from a pipe I've never started one slow clap in my life I never ever sat first cla** on a flight Or drank cognac from a bird bath Never tried to fly And yeah, I'm known to cop a dub sack But never have I ever rolled my own blunt wrap Never have I banged to Purple Rain or Dove Shack Never have I ever loved and been loved back Fun fact 'Cause I've had a broken heart But I've never ever ever ever put a woman over art And I'm never gonna start Never cheated on a chick But ask me if I've lied, then I'll likely plead the fifth Never have I seen a ghost or a spirit But if one appears then I'll know when I'm near it And if I ever paid a prophet I'd be quick to repent But I've never known Jesus in the Biblical sense (Ahhhh) But I've I think we'd be friends If he went to my school and was cool and we kicked it in chem I've never kissed a dude (Ew) Well that's partly true Are we counting Spin the Bottle at a cast party too? Oh my god, so gay Pause (Tick, tick, tick, tick) Press Play I've never raved I never been tased Never maced or been maced Or been punched in the face Never have I ever contemplated suicide or been crucified Never have I ever mooned another driver From the side of my hooptie ride (whoop-whoop) Never have I ever swallowed all my foolish pride And I can't really tell If I'm a good person or I'm faking really well 'Cause every now and then I'd catch her on the phone But I never really went to visit Grandma at the home And I've always known That I won't be happy Until I'm the best version of myself when I'm alone So f** thinking of marriage Until I learn to put another person first and be a parent I pinky swear it I don't know much I I won't know much I I won't know much until I Till I know myself I know I don't know much, I No, I don't know much, I No, I won't know much Till I Till I know myself I know I don't know much, I No, I don't know much, I No, I won't know much Till I Till I know myself