Watkin Tudor Jones Jr. - Brotherly Love lyrics

Me and my sister got this funny little habit of getting busy like bunny rabbits sh** I love her so much You can look at her billy but don't touch Unless you like the sound of your nose going crunch If you f** with my sister I'ma f** witchoo She's so pretty She's got the cutest little titties and the tightest little bu*t you ever felt I never felt as good as that First time she told me that I was real good at rap She was like, 'you could make a career outta that!' I remember at the time I was chilling with a beer on the back Of my granddaddy's jalopy, stroking my little puppy Then my friend chucky was like "s**y f**y five dollar" So I grabbed the little b**h by the collar And said, what's your f**in problem mister? Don't you ever lemme catch you disrespecting my sister like that ever again?? And all he said was, "oh f**!" as I threw him off the back of the truck If you f** with my sister I'ma f** witchoo ("This is the thought that wakes up me in the middle of the night When i get older, these kids are gonna take care of me I Wouldn't count on it") But then I was like 'yeah, but I can't read or spell that well' Michelle was like, don't matter jus practice sayin: She sells sea shells by the sea shore, till you know it off by heart Then say: one smart fella, he felt smart Two smart fellas, they felt smart but say it real fast Over and over and over again Then this kid mince tried it and said it all f**ed up on purpose And just stood there, staring at me looking real nervous 'what you go have to say that for mince' You know how michelle feels 'bout flatulence! But before I could rip into this stupid little dyslexic kid He fell down and started having an epileptic fit If you f** with my sister I'ma f** witchoo! So, what's up with the beat? She's got the type of loving I need Like, she'll make me something to eat Then I'll pay her back by rubbing her feet Now'n again she'll start f**ing with me Sayin sh** like, 'darrel , you don't mean nothing to me?' An I'll be like, 'what?' then she'll say: I'm just playing baby you're beautiful You shouldn't be so manipulable Try keeping your reactions minimal Instead of freaking out like the real you is invisible You know what I'm meaning, f** what they think Keep em flexing in the direction of a calm reflection that's on some next sh** So let me withchoo! (that a real shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that)