I don't need a diet pill to make me thin Many times a shooting Star Bar saved my skin Looking like something that the cat dragged in Ate so many sweeties that I'm busted in I've got a Touché Turtle head from a mouthful of gums Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young Jelly Tot, gut rot, frothing foam Mouth made of metal, I'm a dental clone Sweeties in my mouth but I'm sweeter in my heart I probably replaced it with some cheapo jam tart I've got a Touché Turtle head from a mouthful of gums Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young I'm a dental rejection, I'm an oral bum But I won't retreat until I eat the last of the Chomps If it spells the end of all the friends I've got in my gums Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young Eat sweets lose teeth, live fast die young